Dogs don’t live long enough, and it’s very unfair. But at least with a dog you know you’re not leaving anything unsaid. “I should have told him he was my little muffin man from Sniffsbury when I had the chance!”
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I can’t/won’t get the hang of two joysticks so my gaming experience ended in 2002 with Earthbound. As far as I’m concerned I went out on top.
EARTHBOUND IS THE BEST!
Let’s be real, though. When King Triton swam into the grotto, Ariel was seconds away from humping that statue.
We’re rightfully terrified right now.
"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!
And where do we feature?!
Kind of hate seeing high and mighty statements disguised as inspirational soapbox rants stating that people “sit around waiting for life to happen to them” and telling everyone to “go out and make what they want a reality.” That’s grand in theory, but hey, some of us have anxiety. Sometimes its…
Has there ever been a porno called “Wilhelm’s Cream?”
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.
And maybe they’re buying soda instead of say juice or milk because they’re on a budget (given they have food stamps) and healthier shit is infinitely more expensive to get.
This is how you know they’re actually brothers.
This is how you know which one’s a better lover
If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.